May 2013
I could really use a drink right about now.
Did we speak today?
Did we speak this hour?
It’s hard to remember through the clouds of my mind
Are you well?
Have you grown?
I only have wisps of our memories together
Can I ask a promise?
Just one little thing?
Make it back to me
As I am headed towards you
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
gryzio:
d-hizzle:
oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
I am very grateful for Rochelle, Sally, and Alicia. More than I can express.
I love you gals.
e-zekiel:
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
I think I have a really nice blog. And my followers seem to really like my shit. Why can’t I have more followers. I want more followers because of reasons
biologytextbook:
i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me
Ugh. Pintrest is dumb. I ask for jewelry, badass cars, and wedding dresses but it shows my women who are unbelievably gorgeous. Now I am back to the comfort of tumblr where everyone is weird and make each other uncomfortable in the best way.
I need to stay away from the Doctor Who tag on here. Too many assholes not marking spoilers.
The Entire Plot of The Avengers
mortenavida:
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
heysammy:
woah girl are you from france ‘cause
madamn
There is no shame in being hungry for another person. There is no shame in...
– Augusten Burroughs (via perfect)
hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
Also, boyfriends notice. Because they know how to actually pay attention.