I could really use a drink right about now.
Did we speak today? Did we speak this hour? It’s hard to remember through the clouds of my mind Are you well? Have you grown? I only have wisps of our memories together Can I ask a promise? Just one little thing? Make it back to me As I am headed towards you
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
gryzio: d-hizzle: oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
I am very grateful for Rochelle, Sally, and Alicia. More than I can express. I love you gals.
e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time and then another person fell and another and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
I think I have a really nice blog. And my followers seem to really like my shit. Why can’t I have more followers. I want more followers because of reasons
biologytextbook: i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me
Ugh. Pintrest is dumb. I ask for jewelry, badass cars, and wedding dresses but it shows my women who are unbelievably gorgeous. Now I am back to the comfort of tumblr where everyone is weird and make each other uncomfortable in the best way.
I need to stay away from the Doctor Who tag on here. Too many assholes not marking spoilers.
The Entire Plot of The Avengers
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
heysammy: woah girl are you from france ‘cause madamn
There is no shame in being hungry for another person. There is no shame in...– Augusten Burroughs (via perfect)
hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept Also, boyfriends notice. Because they know how to actually pay attention.